Joke language list

From Esolang

This is a list of languages that are not of any interest except for potential humor value.

• General languages:
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  • Babbage is a language almost entirely unlike Ada.
  • Bitxtreme can only address two bits of memory.
  • Cobol on Cogs is a web framework for COBOL programmers.
  • Compute can solve any problem and process any kind of data.
  • CPL allows nearly all types of comment syntaxes, but nothing else.
  • CRalphabet takes varying numbers of '\n' as commands.
  • Deadfish is a very odd language, that has an output stream but not an input one.
  • Deadfish~ is a super-set of Deadfish, only it does not have any standard shell.
  • Easy is a language in which all writing of code is done at runtime.
  • Esme
  • Foobar and Foobaz and Barbaz, oh my!
  • Intolerant
  • IRP depends on the civility, knowledge and presence of fellow IRP programmers.
  • LOLCODE Kitty pidgin language for lolcats.
  • Magritte has only one legal program, which claims not to be one.
  • Minimum is like Unlambda, but with no primitive combinators.
  • mugh brains has ZOMBIES!!
  • Nil translates anything into a NO-OP.
  • NOT A PROGRAM is a program that apparently used to exist, but it actually doesn't.
    • Not to be confused with ThisIsNotARealLanguage.
  • Paranoid Programming Language (some kind of joke, for sure.)
  • Parrot was a supposed collaboration between the authors of Perl and Python that was announced as an April Fools' Day prank. It later became a virtual machine intended for use with dynamic programming languages.
  • Perl is a general purpose language. It's also known to be the only widespread use obfuscated language.
  • QWERTY Keyboard Dot Language is a programming language that does everything you want, but forces you to write in dots.
  • Text
  • TMMLPTEALPAITAFNFAL changes its syntax every day.
  • TURKEY BOMB.
  • Unnecessary requires the non-existence of the program file to work.
• Variations of Brainfuck with translated instructions:
  • ASCII art, Blub, COW, CubeCode, Developers, F*ckf*ck, Matisse, MGIFOS, Ook!, ParrBF, POGAACK, ReverseFuck, Unary, which uses the unary number system as source code, and XMLfuck.
• Languages which make it easy to write programs used as typical examples for new languages:
  • 99, CHIQRSX9+, Hello, Hello++, HQ9+, HQ9++ and Huby,
• Lesser known programming languages:
  • C-, COCAINE, DOGO, FIFTH, LAIDBACK, LITHP, RENE, SARTRE, SIMPLE, SLOBOL, and VALGOL.

[edit] See also

• Language list